All the days of my life

Riiight..

So, there's these two boys sitting in the food court. I'm guessing, mmm, maybe 14 years old? They noticed two girls walking by and called out to them.

Prost-a-tot 1: Hi! I just discovered people are chicken shit.

Lil' Thug In Training: Whaddya mean?

Prost-a-tot 1: (Random name) and (Randon name) were supposed to meet me out back and they didn't show up! I was supposed to fight them. 5 of 'em!

Lil' Thug Wannabe (not to be mistaken with thug in training): *jumps up* Let's go! Girl fight!

Lil' Thug In Training: You were supposed to fight them? They didn't show up?

Prost-a-tot 2: 5 of 'em!

Prost-a-tot 1: They were fucking chicken shit! I waited and they didn't show up! I was going to fight them. All 5 of them!

....Yeah, imagine said conversation with a LOT more swearing and you'd have what I just witnessed. Can you believe that?

UPDATE!!

There's now 4 more Prost-a-tots standing with the lil' thugs...apparently they're looking for Prost-a-tot 1...I think Lisa is her name, from what I'm gathering.

Lil' Thug In Training: Are you the ones who were gonna beat up Lisa?

Prost-a-tot 3 (Whom I assume is the leader of the pack): Yeah, where is she? *looking all menacing with her hands on her toothpick 13-year-old hips*

Lil' Thug In Training: *laughing* I'm not going to tell you where she is. You want to beat her up.

Prost-a-tot 3: *flips hair and storms off*

Prost-a-tot 4: CRYSTAL! GET BACK HERE!


I've said this a million times since I started working here. If I have children and they EVER turn out the way I've seen sooo many little nose picking teenagers, I will lock them in their room until they are 30. There's a difference between acting your age and being a complete and utter tit.

MY mother taught me better than that...so why didn't everyone else's?

Damn, I just realized something. I'm a bitch.

Hah!